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IPl Math is going to start on April 4, 1st match will start at April 4 Between Chennai and Munbai

IPL 2012 Schedule

Match	Date	Time (IST)	Teams	Venue
1	April 4	20:00	Chennai Super Kings v Mumbai Indians	M.A. Chidambaram Stadium, Chennai
2	April 5	20:00	Kolkata Knight Riders v Delhi Daredevils	Eden Gardens, Kolkata
3	April 6	16:00	Mumbai Indians v Pune Warriors	Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
4	April 6	20:00	Rajasthan Royals v Kings XI Punjab	Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur
5	April 7	16:00	Royal Challengers Bangalore v Delhi Daredevils	M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore
6	April 7	20:00	Deccan Chargers v Chennai Super Kings	Y.S.Rajasekhara Reddy ACA-VDCA Cricket Stadium, Visakhapatnam
7	April 8	16:00	Rajasthan Royals v Kolkata Knight Riders	Sawai Mansingh Stadium Jaipur
8	April 8	20:00	Pune Warriors v Kings XI Punjab	Subrata Roy Sahara Stadium, Pune
9	April 9	20:00	Deccan Chargers v Mumbai Indians	Y.S.Rajasekhara Reddy ACA-VDCA Cricket Stadium, Visakhapatnam
10	April 10	16:00	Royal Challengers Bangalore v Kolkata Knight Riders	M. Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore
11	April 10	20:00	Delhi Daredevils v Chennai Super Kings	Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi
12	April 11	20:00	Mumbai Indians v Rajasthan Royals	Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
13	April 12	16:00	Chennai Super Kings v Royal Challengers Bangalore	M.A. Chidambaram Stadium, Chennai
14	April 12	20:00	Kings XI Punjab v Pune Warriors	Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Chandigarh
15	April 13	20:00	Kolkata Knight Riders v Rajasthan Royals	Eden Gardens, Kolkata
16	April 14	20:00	Pune Warriors v Chennai Super Kings	Subrata Roy Sahara Stadium, Pune
17	April 15	16:00	Kolkata Knight Riders v Kings XI Punjab	Eden Gardens, Kolkata
18	April 15	20:00	Royal Challengers Bangalore v Rajasthan Royals	M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore
19	April 16	20:00	Mumbai Indians v Delhi Daredevils	Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
20	April 17	16:00	Rajasthan Royals v Deccan Chargers	Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur
21	April 17	20:00	Royal Challengers Bangalore v Pune Warriors	M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore
22	April 18	20:00	Kings XI Punjab v Kolkata Knight Riders	Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Chandigarh
23	April 19	16:00	Deccan Chargers v Delhi Daredevils	Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi
24	April 19	20:00	Chennai Super Kings v Pune Warriors	M A Chidambaram Stadium, Chennai
25	April 20	20:00	Kings XI Punjab v Royal Challengers Bangalore	Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Chandigarh
26	April 21	16:00	Chennai Super Kings v Rajasthan Royals	M A Chidambaram Stadium, Chennai
27	April 21	20:00	Delhi Daredevils v Pune Warriors	Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi
28	April 22	16:00	Mumbai Indians v Kings XI Punjab	Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
29	April 22	20:00	Deccan Chargers v Kolkata Knight Riders	Barabati Stadium, Cuttack
30	April 23	20:00	Rajasthan Royals v Royal Challengers Bangalore	Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur
31	April 24	16:00	Pune Warriors v Delhi Daredevils	Subrata Roy Sahara Stadium, Pune
32	April 24	20:00	Kolkata Knight Riders v Deccan Chargers	Eden Gardens, Kolkata
33	April 25	16:00	Kings XI Punjab v Mumbai Indians	Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Chandigarh
34	April 25	20:00	Royal Challengers Bangalore v Chennai Super Kings	M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore
35	April 26	20:00	Pune Warriors v Deccan Chargers	Subrata Roy Sahara Stadium, Pune
36	April 27	20:00	Delhi Daredevils v Mumbai Indians	Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi
37	April 28	16:00	Chennai Super Kings v Kings XI Punjab	MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chennai
38	April 28	20:00	Kolkata Knight Riders v Royal Challengers Bangalore	Eden Gardens, Kolkata
39	April 29	16:00	Delhi Daredevils v Rajasthan Royals	Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi
40	April 29	20:00	Mumbai Indians v Deccan Chargers	Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
41	April 30	20:00	Chennai Super Kings v Kolkata Knight Riders	MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chennai
42	May 1	16:00	Deccan Chargers v Pune Warriors	Barabati Stadium, Cuttack
43	May 1	20:00	Rajasthan Royals v Delhi Daredevils	Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur
44	May 2	20:00	Royal Challengers Bangalore v Kings XI Punjab	M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore
45	May 3	20:00	Pune Warriors v Mumbai Indians	Subrata Roy Sahara Stadium, Pune
46	May 4	20:00	Chennai Super Kings v Deccan Chargers	MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chennai
47	May 5	16:00	Kolkata Knight Riders v Pune Warriors	Eden Gardens, Kolkata
48	May 5	20:00	Kings XI Punjab v Rajasthan Royals	Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Chandigarh
49	May 6	16:00	Mumbai Indians v Chennai Super Kings	Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
50	May 6	20:00	Royal Challengers Bangalore v Deccan Chargers	M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore
51	May 7	20:00	Delhi Daredevils v Kolkata Knight Riders	Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi
52	May 8	16:00	Pune Warriors v Rajasthan Royals	Subrata Roy Sahara Stadium, Pune
53	May 8	20:00	Deccan Chargers v Kings XI Punjab	Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Hyderabad
54	May 9	20:00	Mumbai Indians v Royal Challengers Bangalore	Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
55	May 10	16:00	Deccan Chargers v Delhi Daredevils	Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad
56	May 10	20:00	Rajasthan Royals v Chennai Super Kings	Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur
57	May 11	20:00	Pune Warriors v Royal Challengers Bangalore	Subrata Roy Sahara Stadium, Pune
58	May 12	16:00	Kolkata Knight Riders v Mumbai Indians	Eden Gardens, Kolkata
59	May 12	20:00	Chennai Super Kings v Delhi Daredevils	MA Chidambaram Stadium,  Chennai
60	May 13	16:00	Rajasthan Royals v Pune Warriors	Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur
61	May 13	20:00	Kings XI Punjab v Deccan Chargers	Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Chandigarh
62	May 14	16:00	Royal Challengers Bangalore v Mumbai Indians	M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore
63	May 14	20:00	Kolkata Knight Riders v Chennai Super Kings	Eden Gardens, Kolkata
64	May 15	20:00	Delhi Daredevils v Kings XI Punjab	Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi
65	May 16	20:00	Mumbai Indians v Kolkata Knight Riders	Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
66	May 17	16:00	Kings XI Punjab v Chennai Super Kings	Himachal Pradesh Cricket Association Stadium, Dharamsala
67	May 17	20:00	Delhi Daredevils v Royal Challengers Bangalore	Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi
68	May 18	20:00	Deccan Chargers v Rajasthan Royals	Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad
69	May 19	16:00	Kings XI Punjab v Delhi Daredevils	Himachal Pradesh Cricket Association Stadium, Dharamsala
70	May 19	20:00	Pune Warriors v Kolkata Knight Riders	Subrata Roy Sahara Stadium, Pune
71	May 20	16:00	Deccan Chargers v Royal Challengers Bangalore	Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad
72	May 20	20:00	Rajasthan Royals v Mumbai Indians	Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur
73	May 22	20:00	Qualifier 1 – TBC v TBC (1st v 2nd)	Subrata Roy Sahara Stadium, Pune
74	May 23	20:00	Eliminator – TBC v TBC (3rd v 4th)	M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore
75	May 25	20:00	Qualifier 2 – TBC v TBC (Winner Eliminator v Loser Qualifier 1)	MA Chidambaram Stadium,  Chennai
76	May 27	20:00	Final – TBC v TBC	MA Chidambaram Stadium,  Chennai

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband texts to wife on cell..                                                                                                             "Hi, what r u doing Darling?"                                                                                                               Wife: I'm dying..!                                                                                                                          Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"                                                                   Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."                                                                                                        Husband: "Bloody English Language!                                                                                                             An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:                                                                                                      "Where d Hell Are You ...?"                                                                                                                 Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money   That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "O:)                                                                                      Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love!                                                                                Husband: I 'm in the Pub Just Next To That Shop                                                                                                  An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.                                                                                           All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"                                                                                                    Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don't discuss ur problems, no tv serial,     don't demand new clothes & gold jewels,                                                                                                     Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.                                                                                                           On the way home.. Husband: what did the doc say ?                                                                                           Wife:- .No chance for u to survive                                                                                                              ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much                                                                              That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"                                                                                                                                                                                                           Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes  To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"                                                                      The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..                                           A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..                                                                   At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?                                                                                                Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?                                                                                                            Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football with Him                                                                                                 Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?                                                                                                         Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything, He's On the Darts Team in My Local                                                               Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim                                                                                                              Do You Crave Special Again?                                                                                                                 The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..                                                                             Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy, You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."                                                                          Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday                                                                                                                      Cool Msg by a woman: Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of         improvement"                                                                                                                                      A Sweet demand by a kid.                                                                                                                    A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked - what happen son?                                                                            Kid said-I can't adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.                                                                                   In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.                                                                              WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!                                                                                                                 SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..                                                                                                                                                                                           Husband was throwing knives on wife's picture. All were missing the target!                                                                 Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"                                                                                    His honest reply, "MISSING U"                                                                                                                   When a married man says "I'll think about it",                                                                                              What he really means that,  He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..                                                                             A Lady to Doctor:                                                                                                                           My husband has  habit of talking in sleep! what shud i give him to cure?                                                                    Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake                                                                                                Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living...                                                                                                        But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living.                                                                                                                                                                                             It is said that Husband is the head of the family, but remember that wife is the Neck of the family & the Neck can turn the Head exactly    the way she wants.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?                                                                                               A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.                                                                                                                                             Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"                                                              Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."                                                                                                 Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.                                                                                                  Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"                                                                                        Millionaire: "A Billionaire"                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?                                                                         Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.                              Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?                                                                                    Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?                                     Wife: honey, what r u looking 4?                                                                                                            Husband: nothing                                                                                                                            Wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?                                                                           Husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date                                                                                                                                                                                                         Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...                                                                                  Without Information, Fighting Everytime!                                                                                                    WIFE says: No darling, it means:                                                                                                            With Idiot For Ever                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day.                                                                           Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day.                                                                                                                                                                   HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further                                              Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....